A blog on the shenanigans or the oddities of life. As seen from the eyes of a college attending creep.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
in other news if someone slashes your tires but only slashes 3, slash the remaining tire so your insurance will pay for it instead of paying out of pocket.
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
and tina fey’s
girls are dangerous creatures. don’t trust them. they aren’t real
- it’s already too late for me. (via soulmeetsworld)
1. Eating a banana
3. Washing your hands
4. Putting on chapstick
5. Unzipping your hoodie